Why, I sure do!

Here's one:

Three little kids are out playing together. The first little kid says: "My dad's a race car driver. He's so fast that he can drive 200 miles an hour."

The second kid says, "Oh, yeah? Well, my dad's an airline pilot. He's the fastest airline pilot in the world. He can take off from San Francisco and land in New York in 2 hours."

The third little kid say, "That's nothing. My dad works for the State of California. He gets off at 5 o'clock, but he's home by 4."

Take me back...